Oh boy. I have mixed feelings over this latest update from BreederFuckers. On the one hand, I support the site and I love the creative directions taken by Dave and Adrian in the past, but on the other hand, this update featuring muscle man Shane was a real clunker. Part Casting Room, Part BreederFuckers Lite, Part awkward conversation with a boring colleague you wish you could escape, this week’s episode lacked BreederFucker’s normal energy, wit and charm.
Shane is back for the second week in a row, but unlike his previous two episodes, he is not the brawny rugby player subdued and fucked in the gym. Now the scenario has shifted, and Shane needs cash desperately and agrees to pose in various bondage positions. He says no nudity and no sexual contact with any men, and Dave and Adrian agree, crossing their fingers and winking at the camera. In a setup that takes forever, Adrian and Shane chat about the most mundane water cooler chitchat while Dave ropes Shane’s arms and torso. Seriously, they talk about the gym, about Shane’s girlfriend…they probably could’ve gone on until Adrian was asking Shane how his mum is doing. Finally, after Shane is completely trussed up, Dave and Adrian start their creepy caresses and revulsive groping.
Shane tries to shake himself free, but he’s expertly roped and unable to use any of his big muscles to his advantage. Adrian and Dave smack him around a bit, gut punching him and then unleashing the flogger on him. Shane is stripped naked and his nipples are fondled and his thick cock is caressed before Adrian and Dave give him a massive wedgie and finger his asshole in a very rough manner. In the end, Shane is left hanging naked, waiting for the next round…his cock unaroused and unsucked, his ass unfucked. If your morbid curiosity compels you to see this slow-motion bondage snoozefest, by all means, please check out Shane’s disastrous bondage modeling audition at BreederFuckers.