First order of business: this CMNM update is both boring and silly.
Caveat #1: Business casual Adrian Swallows (with gold chain)
Caveat #2: Reappearance of David, who we loved at BreederFuckers and his previous stints at CMNM.
This story is very convoluted so bear with me…
- David is “Pardew Harrison,” a talent agent who worked as a probation officer in a former life.
- Pardew is broke and scrambling to find performers for Adrian Swallows’ illicit underground gay sex club.
- Adrian Swallows is creeping around Pardew and reminding him of his £50K loan.
- There are two escaped convicts on the loose, possibly with a grudge agains Pardew.
- Pardew is actually hiding one of the escaped cons in his office.
- Dave plays a cop who strolls in and warns Pardew to report anything he sees or hears.
- Adrian leaves the office when the cop arrives, but leaves his cellphone.
- Adrian uses the misplaced cellphone to eavesdrop on Pardew and the escaped criminal.
- Adrian returns, finds the criminal and announces he will be the first model referred to his sex club.
- Pardew throws the convict under the bus and joins in with Adrian as he strips the convict naked, inspecting his penis and asshole.
- Adrian and Pardew complain about how bad the convict stinks, and declare the next order of business to be a bath.
That is a long walk for a very boring and weakly acted update. Fine, sure, they’re setting the table for the upcoming updates, and hopefully they will be introducing woofy bear Andy sooner than later. In the meantime, if you are a big fan of plot driven CMNM fetish, here’s a lot of plot for you to digest. Click here to get the full account of the probation officer/talent agent and the naked convict who foolishly trusted him at CMNM.